And We Enter The Danger Zone
That’s it, in a few days I’ll find out whether my home pregnancy test will show + or -. Taking the gonadotropin shots was the easy part. I would repeatedly inject myself in the eyeball if it meant I could find out sooner.
Somehow I managed to cruise by the 1st 11 days of my 2 week wait kinda peacefully…. but inevitably my brain cells started to get really excited and bump against one another creating brain heat, which caused a strange effect recognizable by the crazy urge to Google “pregnancy symptoms” over and over, causing great anxiety.
Boobies hurt, back hurts, and today I had a little bit of pink spotting. The shitty part is that all the symptoms can go either way. I’m now entering the danger zone… at time for which husbands are most fearful for their lives as hell hath no fury like an infertile scorned.
But don’t worry, I’m not gonna kill your dad.