You better recognize


You better recognize that not only I’m willing to be covered in poop, barf, and snot for the next 10 7 5 years, I also had to go through some fucked up shit just to get you to exist.

It’s never too late to learn to be grateful and thank others for their sacrifices. Now, how about that back rub?

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About Love,DANI

I have recently developed Obsessive Compulsive Blogging Disorder in order to mask the fact that my ability to procreate might be fully dependent on my bank account balance. Some think I'm bossy others think I'm soft, but the truth is I'm a sugglebunny she-ra wine drinking slave working alpha bitch that just wants to have some goddamn babies. is something I've always wanted to do since I was a kid and decided to write down all the things my mom did wrong but blogs didn't exist. So I take notes of things I want to teach my imaginary kids, good and bad. You'll find that I fluctuate between loving and crazy wannabe mom. I hope my kids will read this someday. This one is for my bitches and I write about whatever I want, whatever thought is on my mind that day. Beware, I freely curse ad I'm a firm believer that swear words are here to emphasize my thoughts.

Posted on April 23, 2014, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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